ONE STOP FASHION: August 2011

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Orgasms

Jennifer Hawkins in beautiful bikini

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Australian Beauty Queen Jennifer Hawkins in Bikini

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

No Wifi! No Internet connection! Can I survive?

I've just broken out in a cold sweat.

Just learnt our next destination on my little holiday tour of Thailand has no WiFi or internet connection. I feel like I'm in an episode of the Flintstones.

I ache for the witty Twitter banter and knowledge of world events I know I am gonna miss. To say nothing of internet porn.

I am genuinely nervous this could send me crazy. Thank god I've got some sleeping pills to calm my nerves.

So forgive my absence from all good on-line society for the next 5 days. I'll be back with even a more desperate need to overshare than ever before - be warned!

But don't feel too bad for me, this is where I'll be.

I think we have an outside toilet.

Lots of love from the islands of Thailand, xoxoxo

St. Murphy

{Collection} Club Monaco Fall 2011

I love Club Monaco's collection. It's so posh, feminine and gorgeous!

image via style caster

MAC Me Over..............................................

MAC Me Over is a line that was launched by MAC on August 25th. One of the most anticipated launches of the year. MAC had a contest last year, they asked contestants to send in a video with the phrase "MAC ME OVER Because......." They choose six winners and MAC Me Over was born, a line inspired by the MAC customer.

Here is the display unit

Amazing fall lip colors, nail polishes and eye shadows.

Here is the eye quad I used to do my "MAC ME OVER" Makeover

"Evil Eye" Eye Quad

Monday, August 29, 2011

A Singapore Fling!

I love food. I love food in Singapore.

I love shopping. I love shopping in Singapore.

In 48 hours I had 4 of the most beautiful meals and each time I ate myself to six-months pregnant. Passers-by were sure my stomach must have been an immaculate conception cause, you know, I don’t have a uterus. After each meal I looked a lot like E.T.

The first was Italian, a rather posh restaurant called Senso in the cutest little area on Singa’s. The lobster lasagne was the absolute highlight. And some very strong vodka’s and a spectacular bread basket. Really regretted not getting a simple pasta with truffle oil for entrée, that rocked the table. Wait-staff assisted me and my stomach from the premises.

The second was a ‘best of’ the hawkers at a set-up called “Gluttons Bar” down on the harbour. Well I have never been so gluttonous in my life. ½ kg of pork belly (that’s how it was listed on the menu, no joke!), chicken wings, noodles, satay sticks, some omelette thing and a fried carrot cake that disappointingly had no carrot but goddamn delicious. One of the best meals I’ve ever eaten, ever, and I think it was well under $20 bucks.

The third was dumplings. So many dumplings. So many delicious gorgeous beautiful sexy dumplings. I clapped at the end of the meal much to the horror of Lady M and Mrs Daffy. I could have gone another round of dumplings but my t’shirt was already stretched. I miss you already my beautiful dumplings.

The fourth was a big ol’ chicken fry up at the airport. Lady M and I were quite frazzled by this point as we had just discovered that between us we had over 50kg of check-in luggage and were still carrying about 15kg as carry-on. We are not sure how this happened. We just spent only the one day shopping….

Anyway we could see the KFC, we dreamed of eating the KFC but be fucked if we could get to the KFC. We gave up when we again found ourselves on the wrong mezzanine so settled for KFC’s bastard child Texas Chicken. It was only a 4 out of 10 but still I ate 4 pieces and a large chips. Nothing like a crispy skin fry-up at an airport when you are at the end of a long day.

I love food.

I’m still not sure what the hell went on at Orchard Rd today. It is a labyrinth, a giant maze of underground tunnels, just rows and rows of beautiful shops. SO MANY SHOPS! There were 3 Louis stores within 200m. Surely no one needs that much Louis. And Chanel. And Prada. And Gucci. All my favourite things to look at in kinda a sado-masochistic “you can’t afford any of this shit” sort of way. Damn my self-control though, just picked myself up some little trinkets…

But so many fab things that I wanted to buy but thought better of it. Novelty shopping can not be afforded on my current budget restrictions. I really wanted this Douche Wash.

Now where I come from Douche means something that I DO NOT associate with a face wash.

And some Man Spanx for the middle-aged gut! Every once of self control I had to be employed to not buy these. If maybe I used my gym membership I wouldn’t need these Spanx. But at least I know they exist if my gut-crisis gets any worse.

Now this one is for Aschappelle. Wanted to buy this for him but buying presents for your ex-Boyfriend should surely not be a priority when you already have a dwindling budget. Aschapelle loves a smokey eye, and he’s been known to dabble in make-up artistry with our female friends. I thought this genius little kit could have saved himself and his female victims a world of pain.

Ahhhh Singapore, you were brief but spectacular! I gained 5kg around my waist and a good 7kg in my luggage. All in only 48 hours. Now that’s impressive.

Now off to Koh Samui.

Just the biggest and most sincere thank you to Mr & Mrs Daffy for their unbelievable hospitality and for being the best tour guides in the business. And of course their little angels Emma and Zara. Thanks so much for having us guys! xoxoxo

Salon Effects Part 2.........................

Okay so I am trying out the Salon Effects again, I purchased the checkered kind. Didn't go on as easy as the last one. I love the design but I feel like it looks more like a sticker on my nail. Next one I am trying is the lace set.