Do not let appearances deceive you!

Now I have a devoted life-partner, the beautiful and delicate Little Sammy! He is the king of Man Pit and rules with an iron paw. He is the most gorgeous companion a single inner-city gay man could ask for. Just look at him…

This is how he spends most evenings, snoozing beside me while I obsess over television/Twitter/Facebook/blog. He sleeps beside me every night and when we first snuggle into bed we spoon. We go walking together atleast twice a day like any romantic couple would, sometimes three times.

He is flawless in almost every way!

Notice I said ‘almost’?

Now have a listen to this, the audio from the same moment this shot was taken…

LISTEN TO LITTLE SAMMY HERE!

He snores like a 180kg truck driver! So unbelievably loud!

And he can start snoring literally five seconds after resting his head. I have to turn the TV up to drown him out. On those rare sleepless nights it can drive you insane. Lets also not forget that he sleeps for atleast 70% of his day. Now that is a helluva lot of snoring.

So while he looks like the cutest little angel you’ve ever seen, appearances can be deceiving. Deep inside Little Sammy is a Russian weightlifter begging to be let out.