KEEPIN' IT REAL..

I MAY TYPE THIS BLOG IN ALL CAPS.. THAT'S THE KIND OF ATTITUDE I HAVE RIGHT NOW!!!!! Okay, I'll save you the stress of the all caps & extraneous exclamation points, but it's part of my mood at the moment.. If you haven't guessed it yet, I'm pissed off. And 99.999% of the reason has to do with my wonderful fiance-to-be-in-50-years, baby daddy & live in pain in the neck. How's THAT for keepin' it real?  Today has been one of those days where EVERYTHING J does drives me crazy.  Anyone who acts like they are happy with their husband/boyfriend/partner 24/7 is LYING.  Let me stop right here and tell you that I know for a fact that J is the man for me.  I can't picture another day of my life without him, and we get along MOST of the time. We are not the couple fighting when we gather with friends, nor do we fight much when it's just us two.  He cracks me up more than anyone I've ever met, he understands me and I still think he's hot every time he comes home from work. That aside,

HE IS GETTING ON MY NERVES SO BAD TODAY! 

Examples:

1. He complains about a ponytail holder on the floor or one of Cash's toys not put away, yet he has an ever-growing mountain of clothes piled in the corner of our bedroom that he claims are there because he can "locate them easier." That is not clean. That is clutter. Have you ever heard of a freakin' hanger!? And God forbid he ever decides to hang them up, and attempts to use a WIIIYAAAAHHH HAAANNGGGAAAAA!!

ONLY funny moment allowed on this blog.  This is a SERIOUS post (although I'm kinda feeling a bit Madea-ish at the moment.)

2. He puts whole plates of food in the sink KNOWING that we do not have a disposal.  How bout we make it an even worse experience for me, and chew the food up & spit it onto the plate before you leave it for me to pull out with my bare hands? Real cool, dude. Real cool.. Spaghetti was tonight.. So fun!

3. He REFUSES to watch any of my shows.  I understand that Real Housewives can be a bit much, but he won't even consider the gender-neutral shows I want to watch together. Weeds, for example. All six seasons.. had to watch them alone because it seemed too "feminine." SO annoying! Oh and this goes for movies, as well. Anything with the words "love", "sweet" or starring Julia Roberts is completely off limits.  And don't even get me STARTED on Glee.. but maybe that's stretching it.  At least I know that he's not gay. I'm all clear in that department. 

Excuse me for this rant.. Do any of you ever feel the same?!? AAAAH!