A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING..

The title pretty much sums this one up. I've got an array of miscellaneous blogging for ya'll today. For one, Cash rode in the Christmas parade with my cheerleading girls yesterday. PURELY hilarious! He spent most of the time raising an eyebrow at the screaming cheerleaders, waving to the crowd and dancing to the music the band was playing two floats back. It's so funny to watch his little personality explode. I'm not sure if it's just because I'm his mama, but I think the kid is soo funny! Here's a couple shots from that..

On subject of the parade, this was the first time most of my cheer girls had seen Cash. With that being said, one of the 6 yr old girls (who's name will be left anonymous OF COURSE!) said, "Ms. Stormi, I didn't know you were MARRIED!" At a loss of words, I transformed my wide open mouth into a forced grin and silently nodded "Yes" in the fakest fashion imaginable. Did I really just lie to a 6 yr old? Oh, sue me. I was NOT willing to spend the entire parade route explaining how you don't have to be married to have a baby, and ruining the poor kids moralistic traditions that have been forcefully instilled by her parents. IN FACT, I've got a good hair pull for the person who one day trys to tells Cash that you don't have to be married to have a baby, or 40 yrs old for that matter.. The moral of the story above is directed to you, Santa/Justin. I don't expect it on December 25th.. nor do I expect it January 25th.. but one day soon I expect a ring on my writing hand.. you know the drill. I've popped out a perfect baby, and been traumatically scrutinized by a 6 year old.. WHAT ELSE DOES A GIRL GOTTA DO!?!

NOW for a little game called "What's In Your Purse?"

When I'm not toting around the dreadful 25 lb. diaper bag, the ONLY bag I carry is my Louis Vuitton Damier Azur Speedy.. I'll probably be caring it on Cash's wedding day when he makes a wife out of the future Mrs. Suri Cruise Ng-Chee.

I tend to not take very good care of my bags, which is something I'd like to change.. (New Year's Resolution #2334) I carry waaayy too much in a bag that probably isn't made for that, but I'm definitely one to get stuck in an airport with.

1. Wallet
2. BonneBell LipLites Cappuccino Lip Gloss (can't live without it!)
3. BigSexyHair Travel Sized Hairspray
4. MAC Kabuki Brush
5. Loreal Voluminous Mascara
6. IPOD Touch
7. Day Planner
8. Pen
9. Wisps (throw away toothbrushes!)
10. Extra Polar Ice Gum
11. Cell Phone
12. Sunglasses
13. Hand Sanitizer
14. Water Bottle
15. Camera
16. Stila Bronzer
17. Fresh Brown Sugar Body Cream
18. Pink Travel Sewing Kit (needle & thread)
19. Extra Strength Tylenol
20. Ponytail Holders

At least I know that I'd be popular on a stuck elevator..

P.S. IT'S DECEMBER 1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS..HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS..